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✨ Solana · stonk.fun · quoted in NVDAx

Slopcoin

@TheTopSlop

The dumbest content on the internet, paying out in the smartest stock in the world.

$SLOP doesn't trade against SOL. It trades against NVDAx, the tokenized NVIDIA share. Two percent of every buy and sell is skimmed, converted into NVDAx and sent straight to holders. You hold slop. You get paid in silicon.

Buy $SLOP on stonk.fun Meet the cast
Contract TBA
Quote asset
NVDAx
Transfer tax
2.00%
Supply
1,000,000,000
Chain
Solana

🔄 The mechanism

The circle of slop

Nvidia's chips render the slop. The slop drives the volume. The volume buys Nvidia. It was already a loop. We just closed it and put a wallet on the end.

render the slop drives the feed 2% buys NVDAx bids NVDA higher NVIDIA GPUs the silicon behind the slop AI slop posted daily, by us $SLOP volume quoted in NVDAx NVDAx rewards paid out to holders $SLOP THE LOOP
Gold is the slop half of the loop, green is the stock half. The highlighted hop is the only one that touches your wallet: 2% of every trade leaves as NVDAx.
01

The silicon renders it

Every character in the cast below came out of a datacentre packed with Nvidia chips. The slop economy is a hardware business wearing a costume.

02

The feed posts it

@TheTopSlop ships the most unhinged thing we can make that day. Timeline first, chart second. The chart tends to follow anyway.

03

The chart moves

$SLOP trades against NVDAx on stonk.fun, so the price is denominated in units of Nvidia stock rather than SOL or dollars.

04

Holders get paid

The 2% skim converts to NVDAx and goes back out pro rata. Attention becomes volume, volume becomes equity exposure.

2%of every trade

💸 Tokenomics

Every trade buys
a sliver of Nvidia

Not a treasury. Not a promise to buy back later. A transfer fee enforced at the token level, on the way in and on the way out, that nobody has to remember to run.

01 — Skim

A 2% fee is taken on every buy and every sell of $SLOP. It happens on the transfer itself, so there is no wallet, no multisig and no human in the path.

02 — Swap

Collected fees are converted into NVDAx — the tokenized NVIDIA share that $SLOP is quoted against on stonk.fun.

03 — Send

NVDAx goes out to holders in proportion to what they hold. No claiming, no staking, no lockup, no dashboard to check.

🎬 The roster

The cast

The slop cinematic universe, as it currently stands. This is the genre $SLOP was minted for and the bar our timeline has to clear every single day. Somewhere in this lineup is the reason Nvidia's revenue chart looks like that.

    🛒 Four steps

    How to buy

    One extra step compared to a normal Solana memecoin: you need the quote asset first, because $SLOP is priced in Nvidia, not in SOL.

    1. Get a Solana wallet

      Phantom or Solflare. Fund it with SOL for network fees — you'll need a little regardless of what you're buying.

    2. Get NVDAx

      NVDAx is the tokenized NVIDIA share $SLOP is quoted against. Swap SOL or USDC for it on Jupiter, or pick it up wherever xStocks assets trade.

    3. Open the $SLOP market

      Head to stonk.fun and paste the contract address from the top of this page. Check it character by character — there will be fakes.

    4. Swap NVDAx for $SLOP

      Set slippage to at least 3%. The 2% transfer fee counts against your slippage tolerance, so anything lower will fail the trade.

    🗺 Roadmap

    There are three phases
    and one of them is real

    Phase 1 · Live

    Launch, post, pay

    Launch on stonk.fun quoted in NVDAx. Turn the 2% on. Post slop every day and send NVDAx to everyone holding the bag.

    Phase 2 · Next

    More slop, worse slop

    Longer formats, dumber premises, a weekly leaderboard for the most deranged thing the timeline produced. A public counter for total NVDAx paid out.

    Phase 3 · Endgame

    Accumulate until acknowledged

    Hold enough tokenized Nvidia that somebody in Santa Clara has to say the word "slopcoin" out loud on a quarterly earnings call.

    ❓ Straight answers

    FAQ

    Do I own actual NVIDIA shares?

    No. NVDAx is a tokenized equity product issued by a third party that tracks the NVDA price. Holding $SLOP gives you no shares, no dividend, no voting rights and no claim on NVIDIA Corporation. You are receiving a token whose price follows the stock.

    Where do the rewards actually come from?

    The 2% transfer fee on $SLOP trades. That is the entire source. There is no treasury topping it up, no yield strategy, no external revenue. If nobody trades, nothing gets distributed — that is the honest version.

    What is stonk.fun?

    A Solana launchpad where new tokens are quoted against tokenized stocks instead of SOL. $SLOP uses NVDAx as its quote asset, which means the chart is priced in units of Nvidia. Launches run on Raydium's curve and graduate into a standard pool.

    Why NVIDIA, and not something funnier?

    Because every frame of slop on this page was rendered on their silicon. Picking any other ticker would have been a joke. Picking this one is a closed loop.

    What are the launch details — supply, liquidity, team allocation?

    Published at launch and verifiable on-chain. Check the mint, the pool and the lock yourself rather than taking a website's word for it. Anyone telling you the numbers before the contract is live is guessing or lying.

    Is this financial advice?

    It is a memecoin about internet garbage that pays you in tokenized semiconductors. Size it accordingly and assume the whole position can go to zero.